Surfing mag. rulebook

RULE NO. 800: The only wave in the world worth fighting over is that last one.

RULE NO. 391: The best way to get respect is to give ir, but ripping really helps.

RULE NO. 549: Boogie boarders hate to be caled boogie boarders.

RULE NO. 178: The friendly chick at the Kuta club either wants to marry you, is a hooker, or is a man. But usually all three.



Javi Ascanio - Martianez